Break-Up Szn
The Commercial Break
Bryan Green
5 • 3.2K Ratings
🗓️ 27 December 2023
⏱️ 58 minutes
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Summary
It’s the most sexless time of the year! Bryan & Krissy relive holiday parties of yore and review a pick up artist showing his fiancee his videos…
- Holiday parties!
- Bryan fuckin’ Green, don’t give my husband drugs!
- Sketchy morning show hosts
- We aren’t ready to be funny at 5am
- Extra glasses when you travel
- A taco bell holiday orgy
- My fiance watches me pick up women
- Instead of being funny this is just deeply sad
- “Moustache”
- It’s the bad pick up lines for me
- If women are on the beach tanning, don’t bother them!
- The most sexless day of the year
- I read it in a thing!
- The biggest day for break ups
- A break up on V day
- Moonstruck!!!!!!!!
- Creepy P Diddy
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- Creator: Bryan Green
- Co-Host: Bryan Green
- Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley
- Written By: Bryan Green
- Exec Producers: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley
- Content Production & Research: Tina Khano
- YouTube Producer & Editor: Morgan Please
- Producer & Audio Editor: Christina A.
- Executive Director: Astrid B.
- Associate Producer: Gustavo
- Episodic Contribution: Marianne, Diane, Natalie, Will The Champ, Will D**
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | If you're sad about being single, just remember that there's still a chance that you'll marry rich. |
| 0:04.4 | Some of your friends are in love with and are married to poor men and they'll never get to marry rich, but you can't. |
| 0:17.0 | On this episode of the commercial break. The 19th of December is the day that most people break up, |
| 0:21.8 | like it's the breakup day of the year. Is today? |
| 0:24.6 | Is today? |
| 0:27.6 | Astrid? |
| 0:28.6 | I'm leaving you goodbye. I hear you're doing pickup videos and I'm leaving you |
| 0:39.7 | listen if they were good pickup videos, then maybe, but they're just bad. |
| 0:46.0 | The next episode to the commercial |
| 0:57.0 | I'm Brian Green this is my dear friend and Mrs. Cross and Joye only and alien and |
| 1:06.2 | an alien best to you Chris is the best to you out there in the podcast |
| 1:10.5 | universe thanks for joining us! |
| 1:13.0 | Yes! |
| 1:14.0 | I hope we're all getting geared up for the new year. |
| 1:17.0 | I think that's when this is going to be released in between Christmas and the new year. |
| 1:21.0 | So, Merry Christmas, I hope you had a good one and happy Hanukkah and all that other good stuff. |
| 1:25.0 | Chrissy, what is, you know, it's that time of year when the holiday parties are happening, right? |
| 1:31.0 | We didn't have a holiday party because I'm sure it's a liability |
| 1:33.8 | that we can't afford. We have a party in the in the studio every year. Yeah I don't |
| 1:38.3 | want to get anybody. We only have a few employees and I don't want any of them to sue us not yet. We don't have enough money to be soon. |
| 1:46.0 | What is the craziest holiday party activity that you've been a part of? |
| 1:50.0 | Oh God, let me think here. I mean it was you know a couple of them rank |
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