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The Commercial Break

Mushroom Jesus Won't Drink Silver!

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Improv, Comedy

53.2K Ratings

🗓️ 28 December 2023

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

  • Drake & Flacka?
  • Astrid, hostage of TCB
  • The monopolies!
  • We like the thought of an island but not the reality
  • Dehydrated meals
  • Love Has Won cult
  • Mother God and the many Father Gods
  • DON’T DRINK COLLOIDAL SILVER
  • Religious justification for cults
  • Find a middle ground
  • No silver & no kool-aid
  • The lady who eats dirty diapers
  • “Pocketbook”
  • Auntie keisha is stealing our diapers
  • She’s eating over 2.5 diapers a day
  • The way the show keeps roasting her with the slow motion

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  • Creator: Bryan Green
  • Co-Host: Bryan Green
  • Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley
  • Written By: Bryan Green
  • Exec Producers: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley
  • Content Production & Research: Tina Khano
  • YouTube Producer & Editor: Morgan Please
  • Producer & Audio Editor: Christina A.
  • Executive Director: Astrid B.
  • Associate Producer: Gustavo
  • Episodic Contribution: Marianne, Diane, Natalie, Will The Champ, Will D**

Transcript

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0:00.0

She was poor. They were a bunch of us when these kids growing up.

0:03.0

We were poor. We loved kids.

0:07.0

Mom a lot of times wouldn't have nothing to cook for supper and she'd set us all down at the table, read the recipe to us.

0:16.6

We had a little brother that was hard to hear and he almost starved to death.

0:21.4

We were supporting we little kids and somebody pull up in the driveway

0:25.5

pal to make us take turn and run out the yard barking because we couldn't afford the dog.

0:29.4

On this episode of the commercial break.

0:36.0

I think Jesus was just a dude who was on mushrooms.

0:39.0

I agree.

0:40.0

Yeah, like one of the...

0:41.0

Some weight, there was definitely weed. Yeah, there was definitely weed.

0:43.6

There's some dead sea mushrooms and some weed involved.

0:45.9

But okay, but he wasn't asking anybody

0:48.0

to drink cloidal silver either.

0:49.2

Or even asking anyone to follow him, really.

0:51.2

No, he was saying, hey, leave me me alone I'm too high to talk to you guys

0:54.0

right now the next episode of the commercial break starts now

1:01.8

yeah boy Break starts now. Yeah boy.

1:05.0

Oh yeah, Kessikins, welcome back to the commercial break.

1:08.0

I'm Brian Green and this is a member of Brian's Bas board of directors Tina.

1:14.0

Best of you, Tina.

1:15.0

Best to you, Brian.

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