Build-A-Girlfriend?

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

4.5 • 758 Ratings

🗓️ 26 December 2023

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

Bryan & Christina go down the rabbit hole with Senate twinks, sex dolls, and the (Bryan's pronuncation) EUNUCH MAKER! Christina’s staying far away from Bryan’s petri dish Bryan self diagnoses… Everything is poison! We’re spending our lives on digital devices We are runners! Christina’s hot takes on billionaires The twink in the senate! A career pivot? Are sex dolls giving weighted blanket? A message from our sex dolls Thanks again, Bryan! Remember to clean me! Take the eyes out The most horrifying story of 2023 EUNUCH MAKER! Men’s pain isn’t real! Birth? It’s whatever The womb of womanhood! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Watch for Live Show info at www.tcbpodcast.com Hosts Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Bill Clinton can jerk one out in a government building, but when the rest of us do it, it's a problem.
0:07.0	We should all have the right to bang one out in a government building.
0:12.0	And you can quote me on that.
0:14.0	On this episode of the commercial break
0:20.0	You get a little recorder like the ones they put in like build a bear.
0:24.0	And you're like, great job, Christina.
0:28.0	I love you so much.
0:30.0	And then you put it in and you press this little button and you can
0:33.2	spoon at night and be like oh I'm the best I love this for me.
0:37.0	Your dick is the best Brian. Thanks again for fucking me so hard.
0:44.0	You almost knock my fake pussy out.
0:46.0	Good night, sweetie.
0:49.0	The next episode of the commercial break starts now. The 30 in the morning!
0:55.0	In the morning!
0:57.0	Yeah, Casa Giddens, welcome back to the commercial break.
0:59.5	I'm Brian Green.
1:00.5	This is the chairman of R and jiz and Christina.
1:03.0	Best to you, Christina.
1:05.0	Best to you Brian.
1:07.0	Best to you out there in the podcast universe.
1:09.0	Christina coming to us virtually,
1:11.0	as my house has turned into the Petri dish that I should have expected.
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