If the British Empire and its Commonwealth last for a thousand years, men will still say this was their finest hour.

We stand for Queen, Country and Video Games.

BRB, UK.

Worst teeth. Better accents.

Hello, hello, and indeed a hoi-hoi and a very merry Christmas. If you listen to this after Christmas, it's Christmas.

It is Christmas, or as Noddy Holder would say, it's Christmas! Wow, that really hurt my vocal cords.

Anyway, I'm Dan, I'm one of your hosts,

and joining me is my regular partner in crime.

It's Tim Hibb, say hello.

Hello!

I'm not sure what that crime would be. It'd be something really stupid. It's like we'd be accidentally shoplifted a pack of chewing gum or something. Yeah, really middle class, white collar crime, I think, yeah. Yeah. Um, but a man who finally has remembered how days of the week work, it's John Brady. Say hello. Hello. Hi. So John, last week you said,

oh guys, guys, I can't do Thursday. So let's do Wednesday. What happened to Wednesday in your

world? I sort of forgot that Wednesday exists and just didn't happen. Are you hibernating?

Have your mum and dad put you in a cardboard box with some nice little bits of newspaper to keep you warm and shoved you in the attic?

Yes.

Is that what happened?

Yeah, I'm just like a great big beer.

Yep, that's me.

I was thinking more like gerb...

More like tortoise or...

What else hibernates?

Gerbils don't.

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