If the British Empire and its Commonwealth last for a thousand years, men will still say this was their finest hour.

We stand for Queen, Country and Video Games.

BRB, UK.

Worst teeth, better accents.

Hey! B.R.B. UK. Worst teeth. Better accents.

Hello, hello, and indeed, ahoy, ladies and gents.

And welcome, he says, pausing for thought to B.R.B. UK, episode 85. I believe all that information is correct.

I'm Dan. I'm a host of this here very show,

and I'm sad this week because there's been no consoles released.

That's it.

I'm quitting video games.

It's all right.

The Mojo was released this week.

You're okay?

No.

No.

Doesn't count.

That man, who you heard burbling before I introduced him,

was none other than Tim Hibbs. Say hello, sir. Hello, sir. And how are you, mate? All right. Yeah, pretty damn dandy. Dandy. Dandy said a word? Is that still okay? That sounded like I was from the 18th century or something. I don't know, but, yeah. But, no, I'm good. You scamp, you whippersnapper. Enjoying your Tomfoolery. Very, very good. And your japes and your giggles. That's what you're doing, spiffing. Anyway, so, Tim, this week that we, you know, we were going to record on Thursday. We were going to record on Thursday, which you usually do. Okay. We got an email saying, okay, Chuck. I can't, you can't do Thursday. I remembered I can't do a Thursday before it's Thursday this week. So what about if we do Wednesday? Oh, Lord. If we do Wednesday, John will definitely be here then, yeah? That's how I went, yeah?

Let's do a quick check. John, are you here?

Any crickets? Well, that worked out well, didn't it? Crickets? Yep. So, John isn't here,

because he has forgot Wednesday, is now Thursday or Thursday. It confuses even me.

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