If the British Empire and its Commonwealth last for a thousand years, men will still say this was their finest hour.

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BRB, UK.

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Hello. Hello and indeeder. Hi, hoy, ladies and gentlemen. And welcome to episode 55 of BRB UK, which is taking place in the rather ironically named British summertime time zone because it's April, I've frozen my nuts off, and it's snowing.

I'm a very confused man.

Yeah, I'm really confused that it's way more Christmas-y in Easter than it was at Christmas.

Is it snowing in London?

Yes, it's snowing in London. There was a blizzard today. An absolute blizzard. It's sunny outside. It's eight degrees up here. What is it? It's about, for what? It's got a warmer in London. Has somebody just turned the United Kingdom like upside down? Yeah, possibly. That has to be the most rational and realistic reason for it.

So if I go to John O'Groth's, it'll be like Britain.

Fantastic.

John O'Grote sounds like a euphemism, you know that.

Oh, okay, got me great, me of John of Grootz.

You said, you said like five seconds before we started recording the show. But you weren't going to make reference to genitalia.

All I've said, no, I didn't say it was genitalia.

That was your dirty mind, Brady.

Thank you very much.

Anyway, it's not...

Okay, then, well, what is somebody's John O'Graths?

You said, quite even his point in his John O'Grote, and we both know what you were thinking, because we've been podcasting with you for too long by now. It could be both lobes of his thyroid gland. That's not what you were thinking. You were not talking about his throat. Might be. That's still bloody hurt. Yeah, it would, but still. Anyway, can we... Anyway, I'm going to introduce you to. So, as you've probably worked out, being the clever people that you are, I'm not the only one on this show. And first up, we have from just down the road from me, because where I am is the centre of the universe, quite obviously.

It's Tim! Say hello, sir.

Hello, sir. You're saying all roads lead to Dan? Is that what you're basically saying? Well, all roads lead to all other roads, certainly within the same landmass, technically speaking.

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