Hello everybody, it's John. I hope you like the music this week because we've gone

all Bioshock Infinity, I suppose. Just a little bit of tidbit of info to let you know, we are

hosting a board game night in London this Saturday, the 30th of March, at Loading London,

which is 53 Rupert Street in Soho.

It is to celebrate International Tabletop Gaming Day, so if you don't mind feeling like an absolute nerd, come down and play some board games with some of the bigger battle crew, not including myself, because I'm too busy being in Scotland.

It's being held from 4pm till 10pm, free board games, free video games to play, prizes available, get along if you can, come say hi to us, we might even buy you a drink. If you just mentioned that I sent you, I've just made that up, but hopefully you can make Tim and Dan feel sorry enough for you. They'll pay you a drink.

All right, we're going to roll on with a regular episode now.

I'm done holding you up.

Cue the noise, Dave, and go.

If the British Empire and its Commonwealth last for a thousand years,

men will still say this was their finest hour.

We stand for Queen, Country and Video Games, BRB, UK.

Worst teeth, better accents.

Hello, hello, and indeed a hoi-hoi, ladies and jents, and welcome to episode 54 of BRBUK.

I'm Dan, one of your hosts, and I'm going to try and get through an entire episode without mentioning Liverpool, if I can.

You just did.

No, no, apart from that.

Okay. It should be the place that shall not be known. Actually, that makes it sound worse. You should, no, apart from that. Okay.

It should be the place that shall not be known.

Actually, that makes it sound worse.

You should have said the city that features the Liver Building.

Why is it called the Liver Building if it's in Liverpool?

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