If the British Empire and its Commonwealth last for a thousand years, men will still say this was their finest hour.

We stand for Queen, Country and Video Games, BRB, UK, Worst teeth. Better accents.

Hello, hello and indeed a hoi-hoi, ladies and gentlemen. I'm Dan. This is BRB UK. It's episode 56 and we're going to talk about all the Viger games of which there weren't actually

that many this week. But there were some amusing things going on in the video gaming news, so that's what we're going to talk about all the video games of which there weren't actually that many this week. But there were some amusing things going on in the video gaming news, so that's what we're going to burble about a little bit. Now, it's a little change to the usual schedule this week, because we're one man down. We've lost a Scotsman. Has anyone seen a Scotsman? We tried ringing him, no answer.

I mean, we tried scoping him, no answer.

I mean, it might just be the internationally acclaimed and well-regarded Scottish hospitality, possibly.

Maybe Scotland, without us knowing it, has declared its independence and he's not talking to us anymore.

Or perhaps it's like North and South Korea, they've cut the emergency phone line.

That's what it could be.

So John could be about to unleash thermonuclear war on London,

but because he's got no knowledge of how missiles work,

he'll just end up blowing up his backyard.

Is that sufficient racial piss-taking... No, it wasn't the racial piss-taking? No, just in general from both of us to cover the fact that he didn't turn up and didn't tell us? Yeah, possibly. Have we done enough? He's jilted us. Jilted us at the podcast altar. Maybe we'll get a few more in across the show. We'll see how we do. Anyway, as you've already heard, and I'm joined by at least one other person, the man who likes to speak before I introduce him, and who has, quite frankly, the most tenuous grasp of economics I know of. It's Tim. Say hello, sir. Hello, sir. Hello, how the devil are you? I'm quite good. You really? Generally, quite busy, but otherwise, generally good. Splendid. On fidget game stuff? Well, I haven't had many time for video game stuff, but only because I'm organising video game stuff. Yeah, so video games are stopping you from playing video games. Yeah, unfortunately. Only you, Tim, would come up with that as an excuse. I always had to say one evening was taken up going to the cinema as well. I went to oblivion. Cool story, bro. Yeah, there you go. Cool story. But anyway, to make up for the lack of a Scotsman, we have a man called Kev from the Burbcast who's put on an extra husky voice for you lucky, lucky females.

And maybe some lucky, lucky boys as well who are listening to the show.

They're all welcome, just come down to my place for shoving orange juice up her noses.

I don't think you've got cold at all.

I think you're just thoroughly depressed from having to come back on BRB UK.

Yeah, you've seen... Now that you're in that dizzy heights of the big red barrel cast coming down to where I started man going back to the streets

this is as far from the urban streets as you could possibly get kev with me on it in all fairness

do you want me to give you a WiiU story? Because I know you guys...

Oh, we do like a Wii U story.

I love a Wii U story. All right, I'm sat comfortably. You can begin. All right, it's actually a good one. This is. We haven't played a Monster Hunter for a review still. That's a really long game. And I like it. Well done, Wii U. you are a platform that has a game that I like.

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