If the British Empire and its Commonwealth last for a thousand years, men will still say this was their finest hour.

BRB, UK, Worst teeth, better accents.

Hello, hello, and indeed a hoy, hoy.

And welcome to episode 390 of B.R.B. UK.

It's been another thrilling week in lockdown.

This week, I have alphabetized my scrabble tiles.

Are you sure you're not Tim?

That sounds like a very Tim thing to do.

That's Coleman, by the way.

Say hello, Coleman.

Hi.

And who is this Tim of which you speak?

That is I.

Well done.

Well done.

So what crazy fun of you guys been having in this week in quarantine?

Having to go to work because my local council are idiots. But anyway. Having to go to work because I have to go to work. So it's just me in quarantine then, is what we're saying. Yeah. I'm kind of jealous of all the people are like saying that I've lost track of time and, you know,

I've got too much time in my head and I'm like, okay, great, thanks. Good for you. Nice for you. Are we still quarantine bairding? I am. Because mine's gone very great. Yeah, mine's got random ginger bits still. I mean, Tim, have you still decided on what your favourite bit of personal hair is?

I didn't know that was something I was required to come up. We talked about it in the show. What Tim's favourite bit of hair is? It doesn't necessarily mean that I paid attention,

Dan. Yeah, this is very true, as I demonstrated previously. I've set myself some quarantine beard

rules at the moment, which is because I clean

shaved for the first time in what feels like a decade.

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