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Hello, hello, and in Eda Hoy Hoy and welcome to another lockdown special of BRBUK. It's episode 389, which bizarrely, and I don't know why this is only just dawding on me, is only 11 away from 400.

What? You can do maths this week. I can do maths. That's why I was slightly a date to recording. I was doing the maths and that's Tim. Say hello Tim. Hello Tim. Hello Tim. And the other one's Coleman. Hi. Whose drinking problem is actually extending to spilling beer all over himself this evening. That is his drinking problem.

He can't find his face.

Threw it all over his chest. Didn't even know what he was doing. It's ridiculous.

I bought cans of beer that are larger than the receptacle I wish to pour the beer into and then problems happened. There's things you can do about that other than...

There are several things you can do about that. Pouring it all over yourself.

I wasn't looking. I was talking. I wasn't paying attention. I should have been...

Did you secretly wish you had a kind of a Tardis beer glass?

I mean, everyone wishes that, don't they? Yeah. Although, talking of Tarduses, I bought a new

litter tray for my cat, which is covered and has a door on it,

and I've decided to christen it the turdice.

I had a flatmate who had one of those, and for some reason he took that as,

you never have to clean this thing.

No, no, you totally have to clean it.

It was horrible.

Yeah.

I mean, cat poop's pretty stinky at the best of times. It's more than that. I haven't yet spray-a-aintered it, boom, put police box on the front of it. But if lockdown goes on for much longer, it's on the cards. Is it one of those like normal flat ones that, because of the top and the and stuff? It's kind of dome shaped on top. No, it's like a big box. It's kind of like a big box with a handle on it. That's not as fun. You can't make it look like Archimedes. Yeah, no owl-based entertainment is just me enjoying the little judo that is the turdist-hardist thing. Hmm.

And the amount of turdy you can produce in there is frankly astonishing.

Lovely.

I'm glad that this is the topic

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