If the British Empire and its Commonwealth last for a thousand years, men will still say this was their finest hour.

BRB UK, Worst teeth, better accents.

Hello, hello, and indeed, hoi-hoi, and welcome to episode 391 of BRBUK.

I'm Dan, I'm one of your hosts, and this week's lockdown was only marginally less disappointing than Xbox's 2020 show.

Oh, true fact.

Tim, how are you?

Say hello.

Hello?

Good, excellent.

Well, well done.

And Coleman, no, no, that's all I ask you to say.

Well, it's not, because you ask you how I was.

No, no, no.

Colman, how are you?

Hi.

Excellent.

Now, Tim, you were saying, got to teach you some manners, my boy. You asked how I was, so I was replying to your question. It was like a rhetorical thing. You know, like, when you ask someone, how are you doing? I mean, do you really want to hear that they've just thrombose their third pile of the month? You don't. If you didn't, what you shouldn't have done was ask how are they doing? Ah, well. You see, see what happens there? Yeah. You should have asked a different question. I mean, I just assume when you open your mouth, VR or boredom is going to happen. Have you been in quarantine so long you've forgotten how questions work, Dan? Yes. I can help with this. Dan, I've got a question for you. Uh-huh. Daniel, are you in for a beating? Nah. Oh, fuck off. Can I just also apologise to anyone was offended by my big dirty potty mouth last week? I hear one of my swears got through. No, no. Last week, Tim's swear got through. This was from like 50 episodes ago. Someone was

bringing your one up. It happens every now and then. It does. I do swear far too much. I've

been trying to rein it in. Shit happens. That doesn't help.

So anyway, exciting week of lockdown for you chaps. Very busy week. Yeah, I've been working, so, you know. I'm quite jealous of all the people that are like, I've completely lost track of time. I've so many days, all blending into one. I'm like, I've been working more than I do when I'm at work. At least I had weekends off. I remember that. And, well, this is just a little quick heads-up. I am going to be disappearing

about two-thirds of the way into the show because America has put, or the whole country

of America has put a meeting in my diary at 6pm. You should tell them some medical stuff

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