If the British Empire and its Commonwealth last for a thousand years, men will still say this was their finest hour.

We stand for Queen, Country and Video Games, BRB, UK, Worst teeth, better accents.

Hello! RB UK. Worst teeth, better accents. Hello, hello and indeed a hoi-hoi, ladies and gentlemen and welcome one and all to episode 327 of BRBUK.

It's a thing we're here in your face or your head, which is kind of, you know, just around the corner from your face, in your ears, which is just like a cul-de-sac of your cranium.

Are we technically in people's faces?

Heads, yes, I'll agree with faces.

Oh, that's Tim, by the way.

You just can't wait to say anything before I give his name. I didn't even give my own name. I'm Dan. Hello. Hi. We've also got Coleman. Hi. Hall of W. This week, sir. Which one? Either. Me? You don't care. Tim. Tim go first. Either, either. Tim. I don't think Dan cares. No, I don't. I had adventures

today though. Dan, I did have adventures. You had adventures today. Yes. What were your adventures,

Timothy? I had a printer so big, we had to take the window out and lift it through the window rather than coming up the

stairs to my work. So that was some adventures.

Cool story, bro.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was fun. It was pretty cold in my office today with no window.

All right. You do realize that dot matrix printer is really quite out of fashion these days.

Yeah, I just like the noise that I go down.

Tim's got a big old kind of retro hipster beardy clients in his, for his print shop.

And they want that authentic dot matrix.

I miss it taking overnight to print my homework.

Yeah. Wow, that was a noise.

Yeah, yeah.

It was a noise.

I likes the noise.

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