If the British Empire and its Commonwealth last for a thousand years, men will still say this was their finest hour.

We stand for Queen, Country and Video Games, BRB, UK, Worst teeth. Better accents. Hello, hello, and indeed, ahoy, hoy,

and welcome to the steaming cesspit of just oddness that is the UK at the moment,

because Brexit is still the thing, still going wrong. I don't know what's going on. Tim doesn't

know what's going on, but that's a more general thing on the state of the world. Hello, Tim. Yeah, I thought the cesspit

you were going to be referring to as this podcast. You just broadened it out into the whole country,

which was probably more acceptable for me. Hey, Burb UK means Burbuk, all right? Yeah.

Burbuck is Burbuck. I know. We were already Talking of bearback

Coleman, hello

Wait, what?

I'll just check if you're paying attention

That's definitely the oddest intro

You've ever given them

I'm bringing bear back

It doesn't have a bear back

But he does have a bare head

Whoa, okay

I think we need to just back away

From that slightly ill thought out little joke just there and just say hello to each other again. Hello, everyone. Hello, darling. Hello. Hello, sweet cheeks. In reverse at the moment, yeah? Whichever way you want it, Tim's really. It's fine. Speaking of bear back Soldier No hang on

I don't think we wanted to reverse

That bit

That was the bit

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