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Hello! BRB UK. Worst teeth. Better accents. Hello, hello, and indeed, ahoy, hoi-hoi. To this, the second week of January 2019,

and to this, episode 325 of BRB UK. I'm Dan, I'm one of your hosts. Hello. Hi. How are you doing? Do you like how I'm leaving appropriate pauses? It's like we're having a conversation. It's pretty good, isn't it? Yeah. Really? No. But Tim, shut up, Tim. I'm having a nice conversation with the listeners. Shut up. The other one's common, by the way. Say hello to the nice listeners, Coleman. Hi. Sorry. Oh, you're all right. I've had a cold all week. They've had a cold all week. Why have you had a cold all week? I don't know. You're the doctor. You tell me. Yeah, yeah. That's probably because it's respiratory, but probably just mild vary infection. I had to take no antibiotics for it. Good, prescribing there, Dan. It would have killed a lesser man, but I made it to the show. Did you? How many times did you die during the week? I mean, I'm still going to work, so I've got to save all my energy for work, and then I come home, and then I'm just a mess. And that's different from a normal week. How? Because, all right, fair enough. But hey, I work normal shifts now, so I'm not killing myself anymore on a weekly basis. So that's nice. Well done, Cole, man. How is it like being back in the day of a living? I mean, I've been on days for a while. It's just that I've been working 12-hour shifts. Now I work eight-hour shifts like a normal human. So that's good. Yeah, having, yeah, my, I flippin-eight shift work is the worst. I hate it. Nice new start, new office, all happy and clean, all good,

all happy. Good or good, or good. Or good. Come and happy. Come and happy now. Workplace, Hulk, he pleased.

Filed things, far things in cabinet it Hulk does. Hulk sounds like slightly masculine version of

Yoda. Yeah, I'm going to say this is a really bad Hulk

I know, right? Or a really bad Yoda

It's either one of the two, I don't know

Is that on a sliding scale between the two?

It is, it is

And I can probably go Arnold at any point

At any point in one point to two

I will always love you.

Who's your daddy and what does you?

Who's your daddy and what does he do?

Arni karaoke, it's a new thing.

I'm glad after 325 episodes we're really nailing this gaming podcast thing. That's it. Well, we just made the game. It's called Arnie karaoke. Mark my words. James Corden will be using that on his show because he's got no other ideas. Apps are bloody lutele. Video games. They're a thing. Not that you'd know by looking at the agenda we've got on this week. Would you say it's a slow news week this week, Dan? I certainly so. It's not half. Right. Division was a game that came out approximately three years ago, which means it's due for Division 2 and and that is happening fairly soon, I think, actually.

It's fun.

Have you played the Division 2? I've played the Division 2. I have played the Division 2. You're the only one on the show that hasn't played the Division 2. You're the one who stuck to the Division way more than us, too, and we're the only two that have played Division 2 on the show. So how did you find it? Good. I really enjoyed it.

Headshots fell out.

Headshots, I was happy.

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