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Hello, hello and indeed, ohoy, hoi-hoi, and welcome to episode 292 of BRB UK.

And welcome back to me, for I was not here last week.

292!

Apparently because I was doing things to small children, Coleman.

What?

I didn't say that. About murdering children or something?

I don't know.

I just saw the episode time.

I don't assume it was a big at me. So you didn't listen to the episode. No. You just made assumptions, Dan. Like a true internet commenter. Yeah, exactly. I mean, to be fair, though, it's not an unreasonable set of assumptions if you're time poor as I was over the previous week,

just going, well, that sounds like it's probably abusive to me

because usually when it's like... set of assumptions if you're time poor as I was over the previous week just going

well that sounds like it's probably abusive to me because usually when it's like all right

I'm going to just for the sake of sanity and real life I'm having to split extra life into

two 12 hour chunks instantly means that I'm killing children on intensive care wards for

some reason well there was that but it was more harry potter last week there was strangling children for money, so... Oh right, I've also heard that something about Lopsided, some or others. Good? Good. So anyway, chaps, hell of the devil are you. That's Tim, by the way. Say hello. Hello. And the other one's Coleman. Say hello, Coleman. Hi. Hi, how are you doing, Japs?

Good, but we've got a lot of new. Yeah, we don't have time for pleasantries this week, Dan. No time to explain. Well, there's no time to explain. Yeah. Because there's new destiny out damn straight. Anyway, Nintendo. I booted up my Switch the other day, as I have been known to do with increasing frequency. and I got shown a little page and a little alert saying that the online service is coming

for a low, low price of £17.99 per year.

And it then proceeded to faf around and not really tell me anything in the rest of that post.

Other than apparently we get some classic games with added online play.

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