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Hello! RB UK. Worst teeth, better accents. Hello, hello and indeed a hoi-hoid.

Ladies and all gentlemen and welcome to episode 293 at BRB UK.

I'm Dan.

I'm your host.

Hello.

Yay!

Another week.

Another inability of Tim to stay quiet and introduce him. What would the show be without that, Dan? You know, it's not like we've done this 2992 times and then some before, mate, is it? You know how this works? It's finding new and interesting ways to interrupt you that's more of a challenge. Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! No, you shouldn't attempt. Mouth moving, still talking. Shut up. Coleman. Hi! You're a good boy, aren't you? You're a good boy, Coleman. So my mum says. Good boy, Coleman. Goodbye, Coleman.

So most people, Mum, say. What? What? What? Sorry, I was distracted by, I was tickling your furry belly there. I got all distracted. I do have quite a furry belly. I have quite a furry belly as well. That comes with age. How are you doing? Sorry, I was sipping a coffee, then. Not bad.

This is one of four podcasts I'll be editing this week, so let's not go mad, eh? All right. Three out podcasts, it is, Coleman. So basically, you don't want to start fucking wearing my f***ing head off and just making a lot of bleeps it in his... Dan! Wowza, four? Why have you got four? What since one have we had four podcasts. How many's Tim on? Well, Tim's on two now. Let's do really long podcast then. Don't laugh too much. You're on one of them. You're trapped in here with me. No, and Tim, you know, socially maladjusted, though you are. You ain't got nothing on Rawshack, mate. I'm not trapped in here with me no and Tim you know socially maladjusted though you are you ain't got nothing on Rawshack mate I'm not trapped in here with you you trapped in here with me

it's good I know right all good hmm should we crack on then chaps yeah I thought so

let's crack on

uh i need a moment of silence

oh oh

do we ring the bells

okay ring the bell

okay moment silence please

okay

that's not sad enough

quite a morose morose bell

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