If the British Empire and its Commonwealth last for a thousand years, men will still say this was their finest hour.

We stand for Queen, Country and Video Games.

BRB, UK.

Worst teeth. Better accents.

Hello and welcome to episode 291 of the Big Red Barrel UK podcast. I'm Coleman.

Hi. And that means there is no Dan. Where could Dan be? We do not know. Is he under a chair? Is he under a stair? He may have fallen down a hole and not be able to get out. He's working. He's working. What's that, Tim? Is Dan stuck down a hole? Yeah. Should we send help? Come quick. Quick. Help. Send for Skippy. Send help. All right.

And as per usual, we have a Timothy Kim of James Hibs.

Hello.

And as not so usual, we have Diamet.

Hello there.

That's a very unkind thing to say about a guest.

He's not usual.

Diamet's a very unusual man.

I'm quite proud of my unusualness.

Yeah, I love Diamed for his unusualness. And my lopsided penis. That too. I'm a big fan of that. I think it's been a while since we've had you on the show, isn't it, Deamad? Yeah, it feels like it anyway. We lost you to geek speak for a bit. Usually it's the geek speak that's having me

No, we went on a weird streak of having Dan on the show

So... it anyway. We lost you to geek speak for a bit. Usually it's the geek speak that's a heavy of me. No, we went on a weird streak of having Dan on the show. Random. All right, so we're going to kick off with the news, and we've got some big old, fat, juicy, wobbly, floppy headlines this one. So we're going to begin with God of War. We've all been playing God of War.

Yeah.

We've all been playing on PS4 Pros. Yeah. Yeah. Actually, I've played it on both. I'm interested. Does it look significantly worse on a normal one? No. No. I mean, I was actually quite surprised. Because it does look really nice. So we'll talk about it in more detail later, but I've cleared the game.

So I decided to go back and mop up.

So to make it easier on myself, I've done that in my bedroom because my PC is in here. I can have like maps and guides and where everything is open on the PC on one monitor and on the other monitor, which is connected

up to my old PS4, standard OGPS4, I have the game running. So I can kind of play on both.

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