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Hello! U.K. Worst teeth, better accents. Hello, hello and Ida. Hoy, hoi, and welcome to episode 290. That is episode 300 less 10.

It's getting close. Episode 300 is crowning out of the virtual canal of podcast stuff.

I tried not to make a disgusting reference there, but I think I failed.

I am Dan.

You failed miserably.

What?

You failed miserably.

I haven't even introduced myself when you're already kicking off.

That's what I do, Dan.

Get used to it.

Yeah.

I'm Dan. That's to it. I'm Dan.

That's Tim.

Hello. Coleman. Say hello. Hi. Hi. How are you doing, sir? New mics. We've got new mics. You got new mics? Same old faces, though, unfortunately. Well, it's a good job they don't record. Unless you're doing microphones wrong, Tim. They don't record your face. They may not have been calibrated properly, so it's a gamble this week.

Wicked.

Excellent.

It's a crap. you're doing microphones wrong Tim they don't record your face they may not have been calibrated

properly so it's a gamble this week wicked yeah excellent it's a crap shoot yeah lovely that's my

favorite kind of shoot i prefer a fruit shoot myself if i was drinking them apart apart from the

first person or third person shoot so news so uh stuff has been happening because you two, you two chaps were at Resd and when you did a

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