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Hello! R.B. UK. Worst teeth. Better accents. Hello. Hello and indeed. Oh, hoi-hoi, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to episode 254 of Bickrabar, UK. I am Dan, one of your hosts.

Hello, good evening. Hello. Good morning or good afternoon, depending on what, you know, thing you're up to.

Or I'm a show.

Whether or about you listening to us having breakfast or a spot of dinner or even a cheeky little bit of dinner.

I refuse to call it supper because that's for people even more middle class than me.

It's not just me here, as always, this week. It's also, as always, Timothy Hoobbs. Hello. How you doing? Yeah, all right, sir. How's you? Yeah, all right, I think. Yeah? Yeah, I think. It's been a bit of a funny week. A funny week? It's been a bit of a funny week. Well, you laughing. I shan't boy you with the details, but actual reality could have done with replacing some virtual reality this week, just saying. Oh, well, I had some virtual reality, so I was okay. Oh, good, good for you, hanging out with Jamie Rockway again and over there it's Coleman Hi!

How are you?

I'm good I've been looking at some Rule 34

for Jimbo and the Jetset set.

I know, it's...

It's not the type of research.

I will never look at

an airplane refueling in the same way.

That music now haunts me.

That music now haunts da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da jim boi jim boehner jim boehner definitely move off this topic especially

no no i refuse to you know any idea what you're talking about anyway I wonder if there's rule 34 big red barrel UK oh god don't look that up don't I do not want to know if there's any slash fic about us if it doesn't exist could it no listeners no no no bleasy do not take No, please. Easy. Get on it? No. No. No.

Bleasy, do not take that as a... No, Bleasy.

Get on it, Bleasy.

Oh, Bleasy.

No, Bleasy.

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