You're listening to the Big Red Barrow.

This is the podcast.

Whatever that thing is, this is the Joker.

If the British Empire and its Commonwealth last for a thousand years,

men will still say this was their finest hour.

We stand for Queen, Country and Video Games, BRB, UK, Worst Teeth, Better Accents

Hello, hello and Adida Hoy Hoy, ladies and or gentlemen.

I'm not a lady, Dan.

Yeah, but you are...

That's Tim.

Hello, Tim.

Hello.

That is quite possibly the quickest you've ever interrupted me.

Oh, no, no, no, we've done quicker than that.

The stupidest interruption may be, but not the quickest. No, Tim, I'm not your wife, so you need to

allow me to speak, okay? I don't think that's the way it works, Dan. Well, if you listen to last

week's episode, that is exactly how it worked, Timothy.

Anyway, I'm Dan. This is BRBUK. It's episode 253. Tim can't shut up. You've already heard from him.

But a man who has some manners is Coleman. Say hello, Coleman.

Hi! How are you doing, sir?

I'm good.

How is your job as an international garbage collector? International man of mystery, you mean? Is that what I'm doing this week? No, no, no. He's an international garbage collector. I thought I was measuring trout or something. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I get weird emails when I'm away. Can you collect President Trump? Who? President Trump.

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