We have sponsors this week, March,

are you prepared for live sponsors?

Ooh, my nipples are erect.

Mm, sponsors, free underwear and, and premium stadium seating seating all for us.

I struggle to find stamps online because there wasn't a post office in Philadelphia, but now.

The wizardry of Untuck me shirts. I'm so excited. So I have our first live read right here.

Are you prepared for our first ever ad? Go for it, Drew. I hope it's

something me and my bros like to talk about that we can find a solution for on our favorite sports

lunacy show. Well, Tim, I think you will agree that this is a good product fitting of our podcast.

Are you tired of ketchup bottles that you cannot stick your dick in? Because the mouth is too small.

Well, the punts wide

mouth bottle is wide enough for even the gertiest dicks. Dip your dung in that cool deliciousness

all day long. And remember, if your dick isn't in it, it's not punts. I think that went pretty

well. I think I'm pretty good at this. Yeah, you are pretty good at this. This is something my

bros and I constantly talk about is, you know, where you can get such ketchup bottles. So now we've done something for our listeners. I think I've really sold it well. In all seriousness, though, there are going to be, apparently going to be ads on this podcast. And we are not going to do live reads. Ethically, we are not going to do live reads. Is that correct?

Yes.

Why?

I'm the editor of Hold Your Laughter of reasonably sized national news organization.

I don't think it's appropriate.

And I don't think it's appropriate for me to, you know, endorse products or services. Just period. And you've run into all sorts of problems with this because, you know, one thing you can do is just say, well, we won't have any involvement in it. So we will not, we will in this sense not be endorsing. We will just read the copy or whatever. But, right. What happens when ISIS buys an ad and we say, well, we're not reading that.

Boom.

We have implicitly endorsed all the other stuff we've been reading like NRA ads and, you know,

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