Hello, I'm Kelly Mantle.

Hello, I'm Kelly Mantle.

Hello, I'm Kelly Mantle.

And this is the Kelly Mantle show.

Won't you come inside, the Kelly Mantle Studio?

Thank you. Do you know I never know where I am, but I always end up where I'm supposed to be?

Isn't that ultra-violent?

Dear Lana del Rey, there's a molecular movement that happens sometimes when I find myself pacing

back and forth to your rhymes, and the rhythms give me feelings, and the feelings give me fears

that make me realize I'm wise beyond my ears.

And I no longer worry, and I only cry through tears, and thank you for reminding me that

queers drink beers.

Love Desiree.

And I stood up, and I grabbed my tote, and I glided by her and slipped her my note and as I walked away

she opened it and then I vomited welcome to the Kelly Mantle show won't you come inside

the Kelly Mantle studio today's guests are glamorous and really like to shake it up, and they're always ready

for their close-up.

Actors, singers, models, and they've got a podcast, too, sacrilegiously recapping the Bible

so you don't have to.

From Nickelodeon to Netflix to Time magazine, these wicked little angels are living out

their dreams.

Ladies and gentle them, we bring to you Miss Benny and Buddy Keaton.

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