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The Smartest Man in the World

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The Smartest Man in the World

Greg Proops

Comedy

4.62.5K Ratings

🗓️ 15 September 2014

⏱️ 90 minutes

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Summary

In another recording from deep within the Fortress of Proopitude, Greg brings up biopics, Bowie and B.P.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Good morning Mr. and Mrs. American, all the ships that see this is Greg Proops from the

0:04.8

Purpose of Frutitude in a very rare non live audience situation, a proof cast of the

0:11.2

smartest man in the world.

0:13.7

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0:17.4

and easy to create your own professional website, portfolio and online store.

0:22.6

For a free trial and 10% off, go to squarespace.com and enter the offer code Bombshell.

0:27.8

That's BMBSHEL at checkout.

0:31.1

A better web starts with your website.

0:33.6

Here comes the theme song, Stand Two, Kittens.

0:36.6

Hello everybody, Ray Rahlin, to get the smartest man in the world, proof cast takes to

1:00.0

be either here from high above the asalubriest confines of Hollywood where we live in a Purpose

1:06.1

of Frutitude or Fortress of Pruppitude or Purpose of Snewitude, way here in lower California

1:11.2

in the show business district.

1:12.5

When I say way high above, I mean metaphorically and by metaphorically I mean that I feel better

1:17.3

than everyone else who's laboring down there intensively at all the studios and all the

1:21.1

comedy clubs down below us here in Hollywood.

1:23.4

Why Greg?

1:24.4

Why do you feel better than them?

1:25.4

Because what I'm doing is morally right and what they're doing is horrible and almost

1:29.2

next to prostitution.

1:30.8

But how do you count yourself out when you just read us an ad at the beginning of the show?

1:34.6

And then you're asking us to give money to different companies.

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