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The Smartest Man in the World

Boars

The Smartest Man in the World

Greg Proops

Comedy

4.62.5K Ratings

🗓️ 8 September 2014

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Summary

Live from NerdMelt in Hollywood, Greg lambastes labels, lyrics and Karl Lagerfeld.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Ladies and gentlemen, Greg Bruce.

0:12.0

Greg Hurrah.

0:14.0

Once again, the slide is out of the world.

0:18.0

Proof cast takes to the either from the back room of one of the most fantastic McGorrigal

0:22.0

buildings in all of the Los Angeles area.

0:24.0

It's the Nerd Melt comics and the Nerd Melt showroom, hoping the Nerd Melt down.

0:29.0

Once again, we're joining lines and hands and hearts.

0:32.0

And now the room has a small mosquito lava lamp.

0:35.0

So I smell a harming town barbecue of Bruin.

0:38.0

It's what I day when I see the lighting that they've got in there now.

0:41.0

There seems to be kind of a mellow red in the corner.

0:43.0

I always describe this room to the listeners of the Proof cast because I don't know if anyone's ever been in a punishment room in a Baptist church before.

0:51.0

But it's a lot like that.

0:53.0

I don't know if you remember, well, never mind.

0:56.0

That's a little too more.

0:58.0

But in any case, Ronald Coleman would feel at home here, as all I'm saying,

1:02.0

I've got to get out.

1:04.0

But it's so small.

1:06.0

There's damned mosquito lamps.

1:08.0

I can hardly see my nose in front of my face.

1:11.0

It's dark and dank.

1:14.0

And there's kind of a wood-aheun raw disc, the beams that cross the ceiling of the rough-hune floor above are of a darker color giving it out.

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