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This is gentlemen, great food.

Hi, I'm Bob the Mean Street, the Brawley North Carolina. Good nights. Raleigh is the most exciting comedy club and possibly only comedy club.

Conveniently located in the middle of fucking nowhere next to a shit-kicker bar.

Marvelous to be back here in North Carolina, the state of the Brunswick stew and Ava Gardner and Hushpuppies and Deep Rod Lard Puffs and everything that goes with North Carolina.

The state that decided everyone shouldn't vote, really.

You know, it's a privilege, not a white. I mean, oops.

But we'll get to all that. If you're just listening and tuning in, I'm Lichtenstein. Welcome to the show. Viencoming.

I don't know if you speak French, but you're on the new. Bonsoir. Come on, so long. Jean-Marc Gregoir.

I write very short and significant French poetry. It's a groovy time to kick it around and do what you do. It's a good time to grind something or chop something or blend something or pour something into an ice-cold glass.

That's what we're doing here right here right now. If it's morning while you're listening, you know what?

Bikroids are broken up by marijuana breaks. This is all I'm saying. You know, you're looking at the cheese and whatnot. You're riding along on your bike.

I'm presuming you live in a place where there's trees. Okay, you might, for all I know, you live in a war saw or something and it's a...

Like, you know, you're just listening and there's just nothing but burning trash cans around you and it looks like an early 70s movie and all you hear is wha-

Oh, no.

Perfect time to let one up. No one will even fucking notice where you're driving. If you're riding around in the woods, good for you. Can I ask you a question? Why are you riding a bike through the woods? That's pretty weird.

Why not walk? It's funner. It's easier and the squirrels are more accessible. I mean, when you're on a bike, you know, because down here, I don't know, what's Virginia? They're a food group. I don't know about North Carolina.

And the crowd laughs uneasily.

And as if I'll give you another way to laugh. Welcome to the show, Pod Kittins and Pod Crafters. Everywhere, pooped castellions and poop nipters.

If you're listening in your blanket fort, this is an awesome time to put the do not disturb sign up. For your parents, if they don't come in and hear me say, cock sucker.

I'll propose nothing. I just felt good, really.

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