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This is LBC from Global,

leading Britain's conversation

with James O'Brien

Good morning.

It is four minutes after ten

and you are listening to James O'Brien

on LBC

where not for the first time in the last 18 months

it's hard to know where to start but perhaps a little easier than it is on other days because i wonder whether it has ever been clearer the absolute shambled that currently inhabits downing street than it was yesterday morning and listen i'm going to try to make you smile that is my duty that is my commitment to public service broadcasting I'm going to try to make you smile. That is my duty.

That is my commitment to public service broadcasting.

I'm going to try to make you smile, but it's not actually very funny, is it?

When you really think about it.

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