Books, babies, and Befores & Afters

Childproof

Gwenna Laithland and Tori Phantom

Kids & Family, Parenting

4.9 • 2K Ratings

🗓️ 14 January 2026

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

The new year is always ripe with promise of change. But these changes were inevitable. On this episode of Childproof we’re talking books, baby fever (no neither of us are having more babies, relax) and how to handle body acceptance and changes to our bodies without making a negative change. Framing self improvement as just that. Improvement. We want to hear from you! Do you have questions, comments, jokes, or anything else you want us to know? Email us: Childproofmail@gmail.com Join our Patreon for pre-show bonus content Click here to find: The Bird The Bees and The Elephant In The Room Video version of Childproof available on Youtube Be sure to check our other shows: Founded Bibliophage Childproof is a part of the Airwave Media network. Please contact ⁠advertising@airwavemedia.com⁠ if you would like to advertise on our podcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Right, that's it. Come on. Lights out. You've got a test tomorrow. Just two minutes. I'm about to reach the next level. It's going off now. Yeah, whatever. Let's see. Where's the app? Oh, here it is. What? How? Oh, no. You're out. Better look next time. Mom! It's game over for late nights on school nights. EE Wi-Fi controls help you get them off the Wi-Fi and into bed.
0:22.8	More parents are choosing EE broadband, the UK's fastest growing broadband provider.
0:27.8	To verify I see EE.com.
0:29.1	You got to, like, do some, like, horror movie stuff and, like, roll a ball across the thing.
0:34.1	Like, let them think the house is haunted.
0:36.3	I think that would probably work.
0:38.1	Yeah.
0:40.7	Raising a well-behaved child in this world requires strict discipline and punishment.
0:45.4	Today we will look.
0:46.7	No, the fuck.
0:47.6	We will not. Hello and welcome to child proof and airwave media podcast. I'm Gwenalaitland.
1:04.5	And I'm Tori Phantom. And I want to talk about books. Nope. Wrong podcast. That's actually Bibliophage.
1:12.1	Bibliophage, another airwave media podcast.
1:13.8	Available everywhere.
1:14.4	You find your favorite podcast.
1:15.7	Okay.
1:16.0	I hear you.
1:17.0	But no, because we're going to talk about kid books.
1:22.4	Like we do on bibliophage, because we have those young reader racks so we can read across all ages.
1:27.4	Yeah. Okay. I still hear you. bibliophage because we have those young reader wrecks so we can read across all ages yeah okay i
1:30.2	i still hear you but we're gonna have a fight we're gonna do that on child it's it can be too
1:38.3	it can we can do it on both okay because i discovered something about dog man that i didn't know and I need to discuss it.
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