The Return to Routine

Childproof

Gwenna Laithland and Tori Phantom

Kids & Family, Parenting

4.9 • 2K Ratings

🗓️ 7 January 2026

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

It’s been a wonderful holiday break. We are spirited out though and looking forward to our spawn going and hanging out with other folks for a hot second. From grinning and bearing our kids’ tastes in media to when you’re forced to take your own parenting advice FOR yourself, returning to routine is important and this episode of Childproof really hammers that down. We want to hear from you! Do you have questions, comments, jokes, or anything else you want us to know? Email us: Childproofmail@gmail.com Join our Patreon for pre-show bonus content Preorder Gwenna's new book Video version of Childproof available on Youtube Be sure to check our other shows: Founded Bibliophage Find Gwennas's novella, The Soul's Guide to the After Death here Childproof is a part of the Airwave Media network. Please contact ⁠advertising@airwavemedia.com⁠ if you would like to advertise on our podcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	300 years of expertise in every twining sleep blend.
0:06.0	100 hours of craft in every cup.
0:10.0	Eight natural ingredients in every sip.
0:14.0	One night of winding down in every drop.
0:18.0	Your moment of serenity.
0:23.9	Brought to you by twining sleep.
0:25.1	Twinings.
0:27.8	Alive in every drop.
0:40.3	For me, this year, I think literally my only concrete goal is to get better at time management. Raising a well-behaved child in this world requires strict discipline and punishment.
0:45.0	Today we will look.
0:46.4	No the fuck. We will not. Hello and welcome to childproof and airwave media podcast. I'm Gwenalaitland.
1:04.3	And I'm Tori Phantom. And this episode is in recovery mode. Because all of us are in recovery mode.
1:11.8	The holidays are a lot.
1:13.5	Yeah.
1:14.1	Yeah.
1:14.4	Some of us were sick for them.
1:17.1	That's expected.
1:18.7	We tend to forget that the more prep work goes into an event, an equal amount of recovery time is due.
1:27.9	Like the longer it takes you to get ready for something, the longer it takes you to
1:32.2	and reestablish normal or return to the routine or whatever.
1:37.4	So this episode, let's talk about recovery, how we're recovering what that looks like.
1:47.8	I was going. I feel like it's going better for you than for me to be honest uh well yeah i didn't have illness in the mix true and you're also
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