BONUS: "When I smell newspaper I smell sh*t"

Never Have I Ever with Joel Dommett & Hannah Cooper

Global

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.7 • 574 Ratings

🗓️ 30 October 2025

⏱️ 29 minutes

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Summary

Thanks to the fabulous Never Have I Ever community - who are never afraid to slide into Hannah’s DMs with tips and tricks - Joel’s lifelong dream of soaring into the sunset with Wilde in a running buggy is closer than ever. Who knew you could rent one?!

On a rather different note, Hannah reminisces about her Dad religiously bringing a broadsheet newspaper in with him to the toilet. What a way to spend 15-45 minutes. This generation could never.

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This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

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	...

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