"I remember the first porn website"
Never Have I Ever with Joel Dommett & Hannah Cooper
Global
4.7 • 574 Ratings
🗓️ 27 October 2025
⏱️ 40 minutes
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Summary
The team start this week’s episode exploring the crazy idea of discussing something serious - then accidentally end up doing just that! What highly intellectual, philosophical question do they grapple with in this bold new world? “Will AI get so sexy, humanity ends?”.
Then the boat gets pushed out yet further. Joel runs a fashion show consisting of Producer Joe trying out clothes that Joel’s decided to gift him. By all accounts Producer Joe cuts a very dashing figure!
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| 0:00.0 | Shout out to the savvy ones across London. |
| 0:02.2 | Who? Me? |
| 0:03.2 | Yeah, you. |
| 0:04.1 | The ones who know a good deal when they see one. |
| 0:06.6 | Like the drivers, |
| 0:07.5 | belting out a classic power ballad on their journey. |
| 0:10.0 | That's why I love you! |
| 0:11.4 | And the ones hoovering and hitting those high notes. |
| 0:13.4 | We love you. |
| 0:15.4 | All sing to the tune of 50 pounds off hotels or flights |
| 0:18.2 | when you buy car or home insurance with... |
| 0:20.3 | Now that's savvy. Factory issued after sale confirmed 50 pounds of hotels or flights. When you buy car or home insurance with... Go.compaire. |
| 0:54.2 | Now that's savvy. Voucher issued after sale confirmed. Select providers. Claim within 90 days. 18 plus years only. 40s and Cs visit go.compaire. Come on. Quick, we have to run. Wait, what? Run to where? The mini sale event. Keep up. What? Huh? The mini sale event. Savings across the range, even on the iconic Mini Copa. Whoa! And that's on top of all existing offers. Right! Let's pick up the pace! The mini sale event, amazing offers to act fast on, 5th to the 9th of February, at your local mini retailer. Applicable on new mini orders placed during the sale event and registered by the 30th of June |
| 0:57.3 | 26, visit minnie.com.uk. |
| 0:59.0 | Foursle-slash sale event. |
| 1:02.4 | This is a global player original podcast. |
| 1:15.3 | Bracing myself for an hour of serious chats serious chats |
| 1:17.6 | newsworthy |
| 1:18.7 | headline dropping chat |
| 1:20.9 | yep that's what this is we're going to rebrand this to called |
| 1:24.4 | diary of a serious chat |
| 1:26.2 | let's see whether anyone you know because then people will be oh oh it Diary of a Serious Chat. Let's see whether anyone, you know, because then people will be, oh, it's Diary of Seah, |
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