"I can balance most things on my chin"
Never Have I Ever with Joel Dommett & Hannah Cooper
Global
4.7 • 574 Ratings
🗓️ 3 November 2025
⏱️ 55 minutes
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Summary
In this week’s episode Joel reveals his three greatest (and most questionable) “talents”. Spoiler alert - at the peak of his powers he could balance an assembly bench on his chin. We’ll let you ponder that one.
Joel also shares a crazy father-son day involving copious nappies and Wilde’s first ever experience of a service station toilet. Buckle up.
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| 0:00.0 | It's not about killer abs or big left jabs, bikini selfies or TikTok fads. |
| 0:05.6 | It's about embracing every wobble, looking funny in goggles, doing the twist and shout and laughing with your mates until a bit of wee comes out. |
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| 1:02.2 | This is a global player original podcast. Welcome everybody to the Never Have I Ever podcast. |
| 1:14.4 | I hope it isn't too echoy today because we are in the spare bedroom. |
| 1:19.3 | We like to just on this podcast, which I think should be renamed, what room today? |
| 1:26.9 | Sometimes we do it in bed, sometimes we do it in the lounge, sometimes we do it in the playroom, stroke office, sometimes we're doing the spare room. |
| 1:35.5 | Today we're in the spare room. |
| 1:37.3 | We call it an annex, but it's a spare room. |
| 1:40.5 | It's a spare room, but Annex does sound grand. |
| 1:42.4 | It sounds like we've got a bigger house than we have. |
| 1:45.5 | Would you like to do that annex, darling? |
| 1:47.2 | I might call our bedroom like the Master Suite. |
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