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Welcome and in English, welcome back to Restless Natives The Bonus Ball.

This is your Friday supplement, your wee bit on the side,

your by the end, as we call it in Scotland, the extra part.

I'm Gordon Smart and I'm joined by the one and only stabiliser himself.

Hardley Davidson, it's Mr. Martin Comston.

Hello, Martin.

Abley Davidson.

Hardley Davidson. I can't even remember who sent us that, but whoever it was, thank you very much.

It's part of the highest order.

Craig says, this is a slightly funny story.

Don't oversell it, Craig.

I know, slightly funny.

Yeah.

Yeah, I don't know if I'll bother now, Craig.

Anyway, he starts more strongly.

He says, afternoon shaggers.

After listening to many of your listener stories, I thought it might be fun to share this one with you,

which I believe has no relevance to any type of story you ask to be shared, but I find it funny.

Getting better, Craig, it's good.

Many years ago, I met a Hungarian girl in Edinburgh.

We started a relationship and eventually married. Definitely I've not brought that stuff before. We started the relationship,

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