This is a Global Player Original podcast.

Welcome to the Restless Native podcast. This is the home of two deeply troubled youngish men.

One is a real cause for concern right now.

He won't shut up about Kravma guy.

He's got into riding a trike.

And he thinks mac and cheese qualifies as a gourmet food choice.

But the biggest cry for help was the moment he admitted he wasn't familiar with Super Ted.

Despite being famous for sprinkling his own cosmic stardust wherever he goes, he'd never heard of

bulk or Super Ted, which is a shocker or Texas Pete. Anyway, good people of restless natives. Give it up

for your leader, the stabiliser himself. Mr. Turbo Banana, the future star of men's's health taps aft with a chest rug deeper than the Clyde estuary.

It's Fanny DeVito himself, Mr Martin Comston!

What's wrong with mac and cheese?

No, you said it was a gourmet food when you were describing what your gourmet, your last meal would be.

I meant cheese is all right, it's a bit of pasta, aren't it?

Yeah, I wouldn't say it's gourmet, though.

That's more like Carri-A.

Why, again, why it's gourmet?

Why are you going to say gourmet?

This is a tam-celerite thing again.

You've made me really self-conscious about my pronunciation.

Did he fucking start, say philanthropist? Philanthropist?

No, that's not acceptable.

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