“What happens if you don’t name your child?”

Never Have I Ever with Joel Dommett & Hannah Cooper

Global

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.7 • 574 Ratings

🗓️ 30 March 2026

⏱️ 45 minutes

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Summary

Hannah wonders, like we all have while watching daytime TV, how drinking wine at midday with a bunch of chefs counts as anything remotely close to work. This is Joel Dommet's life ladies and gentleman. We're in the wrong profession.

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0:00.0	This is 40-year-old Kathy, mother of two and self-confessed tele-addict.
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0:08.9	Well done.
0:09.7	This is also Kathy, working as part of a team to keep things calm at her local prison.
0:14.6	Come on.
0:16.5	Listen, speak to me.
0:18.3	And helping someone's son write his first letter home in eight months.
0:22.3	Well done, you should be really prayed.
0:24.3	Thank you, miss.
0:25.1	An extraordinary job done by someone like you.
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0:31.2	Race the rudder.
0:32.6	Raise the sails.
0:33.7	Raise the sails.
0:35.1	Captain, an unidentified ship approaching.
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