Hello, congregants.

There won't be a story this week due to a loss in the family of one of our clergy members,

so we had to hit pause on production for a hot story minute.

The story will be out next week, but in the meantime, we have a special treat.

Mm-hmm.

For congregants devout enough to give us sticky, sticky cheddar, only $5.22 a month, we make a podcast,

which is like the radio, but we can say fuck. Our exclusive podcast can only be found at

www. patreon.com slash TSMBT, and it's called the 522 Club.

That's right. We finally made a podcast.

We chat, interview famous celebrities, share exclusive story truths, and get down and greasy, morning zoos style.

We asked faithful congregants of the story discord to submit their favorite podcast clips,

and today we share them with you.

Enjoy this peek behind the 522 Club Curtain.

And if you want more, head over to patreon.com slash t-s-M-B-T.

$5.22 gets you access to all of it.

Smack, smack, smack.

Before we begin, let's share a prayer to grease this oh so hearty compilation.

Oh, story, we know you put all your effort into the free, eternally chunky content of the story must be told.

But thank you for setting aside Saturday mornings to record some goofs and gaffes with your

favorite clergy members. Thank you for having the gall to charge for access to this simpler,

some would argue, inferior content, which you then funnel into the professional shit we do.

Aye, aye, aye.

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