Bonus: Space Premise

Improvised Star Trek

USS Sisyphus

Improv, Comedy

4.9 • 573 Ratings

🗓️ 2 June 2014

⏱️ 10 minutes

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Summary

A special scene starring Matt Young and Jordan Klepper of The Daily Show!

Plus news for 06-01-2014.

Scene Part 1: 0:00

News: 2:45

Scene Part 2: 5:30

Big thanks to Jordan Klepper and Arnie Niekamp of the Premisey podcast for sharing this scene with us.

News:

Julia Weiss is temporarily away from the show until August, as she went and got hired to work on a cruise ship for Second City.

Improvised Star Trek will have their next live show June 27th at iO Chicago, and will be the guests of Improvised Jane Austen(http://improvisedjaneausten.com/) July 12.

And we'll be at the Official Chicago Star Trek Convention June 6-8! (http://www.creationent.com/cal/stchi.htm)

Transcript

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0:00.0	Hey there, Improvised Star Trek listeners. This is Chris Rathchen. This is one of our off weeks, so no full-length episode, but I do have some news for you, along with a very special bonus scene. The bonus scene is in two parts, so we'll jump right into part one. After that, we'll have some news and follow up with part two. Enjoy.
0:28.8	Shields up. Red Alert.
0:32.7	All right, I need a visual on the bogey, off the bow.
0:35.8	Great. Question. How do we get the squeakiness out of this chair?
0:37.9	Can I just get a visual for the moment? Yep, I'm gonna get there but there's this chair's kind of squeaky okay okay
0:41.6	okay all right we are under attack right now so if you can focus on all right
0:45.6	getting the mm-hmm getting the visual up on the on the main viewer here
0:50.1	hold on I appreciate it one sec it's so hard to get the height thing you know
0:54.1	just you sit on it your weight just push it all the way down the bottom and you
0:57.0	lift it up and it zoomed right up to the top again.
0:59.0	It's like I just want to be right in the middle here, but God, I'm bottoming.
1:03.0	Okay, let's go ahead and put off power to the forward laser.
1:05.0	Right.
1:06.0	Bank.
1:07.0	Okay.
1:08.0	Why are you spinning back and forth? Because of the squeak. Just hold still. Don't turn around and it won't squeak.
1:12.3	Okay.
1:13.0	We'll get some grease later. We'll fix it. Great. Okay, that would be great. All right. Just put the... It's noises, you know. It's the last thing you want is squeaky noises. A visual up on the viewer. Squeaky so close to laser. you just don't want to think you shot a laser
1:26.9	and instead of just a squeaky chair.
1:28.8	Can I please get a visual?
1:31.1	Did I just shoot? close to laser, you just don't want to think you shot a laser and instead of just a squeaky chair.
1:28.7	Can I please get a visual?
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