Ep 88: Space Station Vegas

Improvised Star Trek

USS Sisyphus

Improv, Comedy

4.9 • 573 Ratings

🗓️ 9 June 2014

⏱️ 27 minutes

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Summary

The crew let's it ride while visiting a space station of ill repute, but when the USS Sisyphus is lost in a game of chance, the only way to get it back is to put on a show!

Improvised March 23, 2014 from a suggestion by Chip Aucoin via Facebook.

With Special guests Sarah Shockey and Tim Dunn of The Shock T's.

Transcript

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0:00.0	Okay, Commander, we're pulling into Deep Space 6.
0:09.4	This is the casino station.
0:12.2	Yeah.
0:12.7	And we're getting...
0:14.0	The famous DS6.
0:15.3	Yeah, DS6.
0:16.5	Roll a lucky six.
0:17.6	Roll a hard DS6.
0:19.2	Roll a hard D6. Everybody's getting ready to get off and... Except me, I will not be getting off. You can't let me go off. Well, Fritz, I mean, shore leaves for everyone. We've got literally everyone approved for shore leave. Do you know how rare that is? Yes, but I can't go on to casinos. The last ship that I was dating for a little while, I gambled her away. I have a gambling addiction. Fritz, I had no idea. Yeah. Well, yeah, we can make sure you stay on the ship. We could even lock you in the brig if it would help. Is this why you don't go to the captain's holodeck cockfights? No, no, I'm just, I just think roosters are terrible things. I think they're, oh my God, they're little rats with like rooster parts. Does that make sense? It does. Yeah. So I guess, I guess you've got the ship, Fritz, or I guess I should say you have the bridge. If you start to think about gambling or the fun of gambling or, you know, the feel of dice in your hands, just, I don't know, think about something else.
1:16.2	Who's going to stay with me and make sure I don't beam over there?
1:20.1	Oh, you'll be fine, I'm sure.
1:21.7	No, I'm not going to be fine.
1:23.5	I have a gambling problem.
1:27.3	How much do you want to bet that I will get to find a way to get to that chip? Space, the final frontier.
1:45.0	These are the voyages of the starship's Space, the final frontier.
2:03.1	These are the voyages of the starship's Sisyphus.
2:07.0	It's five-year mission to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations,
2:14.1	to boldly go where no one has gone before.
2:29.3	You're listening to the improvised Star Trek with Matt Young as Captain Julius Valentine Baxter.
2:30.1	Chris Rathchin as First Officer Corbyn White Hayes.
2:33.2	John Kelly as science officer Crick Watson.
2:36.2	Rivin next dean as Chief Engineer Fritz Fast Bunda.
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