All hands to battle stations. Red alert! Commander?

Yes, Captain. I'd like a full scan of that anomaly.

Let's see. It seems to be prickly and gelatinous.

Oh, also pure antimatter.

And some lorm, slowly back away from the entity. Oh, I'm not actually on duty right now.

I just came up here to ask what you guys think about these pants versus these pants, or no pants. No pants is always an option.

No, it's not. I like the plaid ones. Oh, okay. The plaid ones, really? Okay. Great. Yeah. They're a little ostentatious, but I think you can pull it off. What's going on up here? We found a prickly antimatter thing. Really? Yeah, it shot some sort of antimatter at the ship. We lost part of deck ten. Oh man, are you kidding me? Yeah.

Deck 10 is where my clay making class is.

Not anymore.

It's been moved.

Well, I'm the teacher's dead, I think.

I think she got sucked out in the space.

Oh, no! The

The Space, the final frontier.

These are the voyages of the starship's Sisyphus.

It's five-year mission to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations,

to boldly go where no one has gone before.

You're listening to the Improvise Star Trek with Matt Young as Captain Julius Valentine Baxter.

Chris Rathchin as First Officer Corbyn White Hayes.

Sean Kelly as science officer Crick Watson.

Rivine next dean as Chief Engineer Fritz Fassbender.

Irene Marquette as security officer, Lieutenant Lady Cola. Nick Wagner as Navigation Officer Charles Lorum.

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