“You don’t have a fat face”
Never Have I Ever with Joel Dommett & Hannah Cooper
Global
4.7 • 574 Ratings
🗓️ 9 February 2026
⏱️ 47 minutes
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Summary
Valentine’s Day is approaching and Joel and Hannah are very excited for their date night activity: conversation starter cards. Sounds like a wild night.
Also, Joel learns the hard way that if your pregnant wife asks if her face is getting "fat", that as a husband, no matter the reality of the perfectly natural changes that are happening to your wonderful wife's body - say NO.
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| 1:09.2 | There we go. |
| 1:11.2 | Both of our phones, it's like we're in bed. |
| 1:15.9 | A bum, bum, chink. |
| 1:17.2 | A bum chink. |
| 1:21.4 | Yeah, we are, we are. |
| 1:22.2 | Go on it. I don't know what. |
| 1:23.2 | I think it's because we actually, I think I can safely say we don't go on them that much in |
| 1:30.3 | the day because of wild or like we're sort of obviously if we're with him if we're not we're |
| 1:36.5 | obviously on them but I think it then just mounts up to when we get into bed we're so |
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