What is this a new if I were you podcast well kind of these are episodes that were living

behind our Patreon for the last five years and we figured why not release some of the

best ones onto this feed to reward those of you that never gave up that never unsubscribed

so please enjoy this classic episode of if I were you recorded at our old studio in 2018.

If I were you, if I were you, if I were you, I'd tell you what I would do if only I were you.

Hell yeah. All right. Are you okay? I'm good. You look kind of drunk a little bit. I really? Yeah. Well, I'm not, no, I'm not, I'm not that drunk because I saw you

but I'm to the right of the couch which I could still see you have a little you take a little I've a nice way from the last I'm a

flat can I have a handle over there it's 240 vaping downstairs. I like a weed pen. Is everything okay? Yeah, if I'm feeling like if it if you can tell

that I that I'm like a little out of it, maybe I just need to like don't do another drug. Yeah, if that's just I would just like

fucking skull a rail of cocaine just like to even me out you're fine. If I just need to like you're fine. Yeah, I'm gonna have to do any right. Well,

I just call it. It's like it's kind of like this delicate balance of like I get drunk and I'm like a little crazy and then I

like I smoke a little weed to mellow me out. But I get to me all day. Is that roller coaster? It's not every single day

because I wake up and I am not like fucked up because I like slept it off but I never wake up with a headache. Yeah,

like it's easy to get rid of a headache. You just fucking caffeine or special or just juice. You just bang out a real

water. Yeah, just a line of cocaine. Yeah, you use a humidifier like it sort of doesn't it doesn't dry you out so that keeps you

hydrated and healthy. I don't know. I definitely I wake up like over hydrate. I'm usually drenched in sweat. So I need I need the powder

to dry my shit. You drenched in sweat means you're dehydrated because your body is selling a wet. Yeah, I wake up and I'm wet. Yeah,

some dehydration. If I wake up and I'm super wet, I'll try to do some blow. It's not like you want to do the

I'll do the garlic room out for a little bit. Shroom out now. Yeah, so cocaine to toss it. I said special K pills and alcohol daily. I just

have anything about alcohol. You don't drink. I have a little whiskey. Yeah, you said you had a

whiskey in the handle. I'm sorry. I'm feeling out of it. I feel like I need to do a bunch of blow because then I'll be a

little more focused. Well, please don't do blow. All right. Well, I just feel like maybe I overdo it on the

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