What is this a new if I were you podcast well kind of these are episodes that were living

behind our Patreon for the last five years and we figured why not release some of the

best ones onto this feed to reward those of you that never gave up that never unsubscribed

so please enjoy this classic episode of if I were you recorded at our old studio in 2018.

First question is from I'm really not even an intro to everything this what is what's going on

what we're not going to address the fact that you're wearing sunglasses for some

oh yeah these are kind of new frames I'm testing out during our patriotic

exclusive videos during everything I'm going to wear them they're like kind of I was here

been here all day you haven't worn them hmm I you've not been wearing them all day

you're not they're not testing them out for everything you only are wearing them for this video

and I think don't try to be cool I'm not trying to be cool this is sort of like I'm Andy now

and see what so this is absolutely fine it's not trying to be cool you're trying to be Andy

you're Andy Andy doesn't try to do this or try to do that like that was an amir thing

you're nearing 40 and you feel like now is the time to be your cell Andy's 32

which is kind of honestly not that that's not yeah that's not that young either well I'm still

workshopping the age Andy could be 29 no we can't he lives you're not he lives in Glendale he has

a so you're trying to assume a new identity not a new identity identity but like a personality

or personality if you're giving someone a new birthday yeah well Andy was born Christmas Eve

okay so you're having 1998 1998 that I mean that makes him super young that makes

I guess it does that's got a fun Andy's 21 years young right and his last name is young what oh

it's Andy young Andy young is you now because you're wearing song you still have gray hair well I'll

get rid of that that's an easy switch what else is bad about me oh I guess you're about a

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