“Dada drunk!”
Never Have I Ever with Joel Dommett & Hannah Cooper
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4.7 • 574 Ratings
🗓️ 15 December 2025
⏱️ 48 minutes
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Summary
The team are back home for their final week of Never Have I Ever before the New Year! It’s been an exciting month for all involved, so to round-up Australia, Joel and his colleagues went out for a couple of mid-morning schooners. Considering Joel drinks about as often as your average pregnant woman, he ended up rather merry!
Joel and Hannah also decide that they should try and be more sociable (and that Joel’s got dead chat). They’ve got a few strategies up their sleeves to keep conversations flowing, but the golden rule: ask what their favourite crisp flavour is. Hook, line and sinker.
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| 0:00.0 | Pretty gloomy outside right now. A shot of nature would help us all feel better. |
| 0:04.5 | Become a member at Kew Gardens for as little as 54 pounds a year and bask in tropical glasshouses all year round. |
| 0:11.4 | At this year's orchid festival, discover a China-inspired spectacular with floral sculptures of pandas, monkeys and a majestic dragon. |
| 0:19.5 | Beat the crowds and the winter blues, with members-only time slots and unlimited visits. |
| 0:24.4 | Visit Q.org slash membership. |
| 0:26.8 | Seed membership from £54 a year when paid by direct debit. |
| 0:30.0 | Come on, quick, we have to run. |
| 0:31.7 | Wait, what? |
| 0:32.7 | Run to where? |
| 0:33.9 | The mini sail event. |
| 0:35.5 | Keep up. |
| 0:36.1 | What? |
| 0:36.6 | Huh? |
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| 0:57.3 | Applicable on new mini orders placed during the sale event and registered by the 30th of June 2026, visit minnie.com.uk, forward slash sale event. |
| 1:02.4 | This is a global player original podcast. |
| 1:10.3 | Here we go. We're back. We're back, ladies and gentlemen. |
| 1:18.4 | Good, good morning, good afternoon. No, I was going to say good day, but we're not. |
| 1:24.8 | It's not looking. It's not looking great. No, I was trying to sound like. What is words? I was actually going to try and sound very British. And that's why I said good. I was going to say good day. But then I realized that that was an Australian thing. So I wanted to say, hello, everyone. And welcome to do I, what's a British thing scones the scones the |
| 1:47.1 | scones if I went hello welcome to the podcast you went scones I just wanted to |
| 1:54.9 | emphasise the facts that we are back home on British soil British soil although wild we taught wild Although Wild, we taught Wilde whilst he was over |
| 2:02.5 | in Australia, good day mate. And so he kept on saying to everyone, good day mate, good day mate. |
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