What is this a new if I were you podcast well kind of these are episodes that were living

behind our Patreon for the last five years and we figured why not release some of the

best ones onto this feed to reward those of you that never gave up that never unsubscribed

so please enjoy this classic episode of if I were you recorded at our old studio in 2018

if I were you if I were you if I were you what I want to if I were you shut that count welcome to

if I were you the only advice podcast on the web oh stupid by us I'm making this is drinking

stooch still that yeah I thought we're doing a whole thing you ruined I'm stooch stooch

yeah stooch from middle school remember you brought the paintball gun in that one time that was

you that was you and you blamed it on a foreign kid you would they found a kill list in your

lock or you're like that's not mine that's

Remember when I spread that rumor about you having to kill it. Yeah, yeah, I've never seen you actually

So mad at me before I got mad at you. Yeah, wait that wasn't a place of work

But I spent a rumor that you had to kill this yeah

2003 the other time I got really mad at you was when you took a photo of me on the toilet

Yes, and you wouldn't delete it. No, and then you made me delete it

But not before I emailed it to myself. You did not you did not email. I did email it to myself

Policy if you could pull it up, but I think it's an old email. Yeah, that's right. That's right

That's right. It's a cute photo though. I've seen it. Wait. You took a picture with a digital camera

No, no, like phone. Yeah, so this was in the iPhone air early iPhone

I think it was 2000 must have been 2008 yes, because it was at our apartment. Yeah great place and you guys lived together

You barge in photo or you were like sneaking through the door

Barge in barge photo a barge in photo and you were like taking a shit

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