What is this a new if I were you podcast well kind of these are episodes that were living

behind our Patreon for the last five years and we figured why not release some of the

best ones onto this feed to reward those of you that never gave up that never unsubscribed

so please enjoy this classic episode of if I were you recorded at our old studio in 2018.

If I were you, if I were you, if I were you, I'll tell you what I would do if only I were you.

You know how singers like cover their ear because it might be infected when they're singing.

So I was like pretending like that's not why they do it.

If I were you, it's not are you are you're ears infected.

I feel like I'm walking Whitney Houston type because like your my your right your right ear is bleeding.

Yeah, and there's a caterpillar in your left.

I'm an earwig.

Here's a thing knows is the thing and nostril is the whole for ear it's the thing and the whole.

What I'm supposing is your whole or your canal.

I need a separate word for the whole of the ear.

Okay, the bidding starts at nostril.

But you want to call it nostril.

You could call it your ear nostril.

That's pretty cool or your stroll for sure.

Your stroll.

Yeah.

Is there a scientific word for an ear hole scientific word for your whole?

Definitely one.

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