Bonus: Worst Text Ever (2019)

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Jake Hurwitz, Amir Blumenfeld, Jake And Amir, Guidance, Advice, Health & Fitness, Society & Culture, Comedy, Relationships

4.9 • 5.8K Ratings

🗓️ 31 July 2023

⏱️ 33 minutes

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Summary

In this episode we discuss Jake's sleep habits, and Amir's... other habits. Then a live reading on what we believe to be, the worst text ever.

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0:00.0	What is this a new if I were you podcast well kind of these are episodes that were living
0:13.3	behind our Patreon for the last five years and we figured why not release some of the
0:19.1	best ones onto this feed to reward those of you that never gave up that never unsubscribed
0:25.5	so please enjoy this classic episode of if I were you recorded at our old studio in
0:31.8	2018.
0:32.8	If I were you, if I were you, if I were you, if I were you, I'll tell you what I would
0:44.1	do.
0:45.1	If only I were you, sharp dot com, all right, let's do it.
0:50.2	Are you okay?
0:51.2	I was just catching a little shut eye during the song because it's not super important
0:54.4	that I was chatting or anything.
0:57.5	Yeah, song is 16 seconds long.
0:59.7	Yeah.
1:00.7	There's every little bit we can cut.
1:03.1	We can cut you can take like a power nap, you don't have to catch these.
1:07.0	I don't need a cat nap.
1:08.0	I don't need a power nap.
1:09.0	You don't even need a fucking CS die.
1:10.5	I just need to get through this so I can okay, so you're now you're sleeping right.
1:16.0	You're taking micro naps while I talk.
1:18.2	Awesome.
1:19.2	Ready to go.
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