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Improvised Star Trek

Bonus: Irene and Hannah Curtain Call

Improvised Star Trek

USS Sisyphus

Improv, Comedy

4.9573 Ratings

🗓️ 10 October 2019

⏱️ 16 minutes

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Summary

Empress Lady Cola and her last remaining ensign, face big moral questions while tenuously surviving on an abandoned ship.

ALSO

Empress Lady Cola returns to a planet where she dropped a baby off, a few years ago, and tries to retrieve it.

AND Finally,

Irene Marquette and Hannah Parsons give a brief farewell.

Starring:

Irene Marquette as Empress Lady Cola

Hannah Parsons as Ensign Your Highness and Baby Lady

Edited by Hannah Parsons

 

Transcript

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0:00.0

Welcome to this bonus episode featuring Hannah Parsons.

0:09.0

That's me and Irene Marquette.

0:13.0

We're just improvising, exploring whatever shenanigans Lady Cola is up to,

0:19.0

and then stay tuned towards the end

0:21.6

for a little curtain call.

0:24.6

Goodbye Sesh.

0:26.6

All right, well, looks like that's the last of the protein.

0:46.5

I was afraid that you would say that.

0:48.7

Okay, so what are our options?

0:50.0

I'm so hungry.

0:52.2

Okay, all right, last of the protein.

0:54.5

Who's left on board?

0:55.4

How many people are?

0:57.6

I think it's just us.

0:58.9

Just you and me?

1:00.1

The sensors went out so I can't be sure, but I think it's just, I think it's just us now.

1:05.7

Just you and me?

1:07.4

Just ensign, your highness, and you, captain.

1:13.6

I actually have gone by your highness.

1:16.6

I am the emperor of the ship.

1:18.6

That's why most of the people left, but I thought that I had, I thought I had some friends, I thought I had some lovers on board this ship.

1:26.6

Oh, I mean, you've never looked my way, and I had some friends. I thought I had some lovers on board this ship.

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