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Spot. Yeah? I don't want to alarm you. Oh no. What? What? Look, I said I didn't want to alarm you. Oh no. That's an alarming sentence. We're just temporarily stuck in engineering.

What? The door will not open. Oh boy. I knew this is going to happen someday if I kept sleeping on the door

buttons. I've tried several times running full tilt into the door and it does not open.

What if I try?

Give it a shot.

Ow!

Oh, that was adorable.

I'm putting that on spacebook.

I'm putting that on spacebook.

Hey, Bobby.

Yeah, what's up? So, you know how the sauna says

you shouldn't spend more than 15 minutes in the sauna?

Yeah.

So the door is kind of stuck,

and we've been in here for at least seven minutes. Okay, so you're saying we have eight more minutes before we have to... Before we die. Oh, okay. At least that's what I assume happens if you spend more than 15 minutes in a sauna. What's your biggest secret that you want to tell before you die? Oh, wow. Man, I have so many to sort through.

Let me take a minute, maybe two to think about it, but don't take, don't take too long.

Yeah, all right.

I'll just take a couple minutes to take that. Yeah, I'm ready, but when you're ready... Oh, are you going to tell me a secret too? Yeah, but I wasn't even going to ask. Oh, I don't have any secrets.

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