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Improvised Star Trek

Ep 220: Vesselmania

Improvised Star Trek

USS Sisyphus

Improv, Comedy

4.9573 Ratings

🗓️ 15 October 2019

⏱️ 29 minutes

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Summary

The crew is seeing double when they attend Starfleets celebration of Space, Drinking, & Psychic Vessels. Chekov's pun does not go off.

Improvised April 7, 2019 from a suggestion by Chris Lane via Facebook

Edited by Roger Payton

Starring

Sean Kelley as Lt. Cdr. Crick Watson, USS Hood Officer
Chris Rathjen as Corbomite Hayes, Ticket Taker Twins
Nick Wagner as Ch'arles Lorem, Zarthur, an NCE, Twick & Twat
Mary Cait Walthall as Dr. Zarlene Zonalzon, an NCE
Julia Weiss as Lt. Rita King, Ensign Spot

Sponsored by Overcast via the Chicago Podcast Coop

Transcript

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0:21.9

So, Arlene, what are you going to wear to this?

0:24.6

I thought I was just going to wear my lab coat.

0:26.2

Am I supposed to wear something else?

0:27.5

Yeah, you're supposed to, like, get, like, dressed in, like, cool fashions.

0:31.4

Or, like, cool fashion or, like, a costume?

0:33.9

Cool fashion.

0:34.5

Cool fashion, okay.

0:35.4

But if cool fashion to you as a costume, then that's maybe something

0:40.1

we should explore. Yeah. Maybe I'll put on my dress lab coat. Zarlene. What? Vesselmania comes

0:46.4

but once a year. It's a time for you to get out there and experience yourself as well as the top

0:53.2

vessels in the fleet.

0:55.0

Yeah, I, yeah, I should get out there.

0:58.0

It's been like a little while since Rip...

1:01.0

Yeah, it's maybe time to move on.

1:06.0

You've been so mopee.

1:08.0

I have been mope.

1:09.0

Yeah, and it's kind of a drag.

1:27.5

Oh, I didn't know that other people were talking about it. Yeah, I mean. Oh, other people are talking about how Moby I am? Like, I have had at least seven different conversations about how you're kind of mopey. Oh, my gosh. And no one's mad at you. Okay. It's just you're like, at first it was like, okay, we get it.

1:29.7

But now it's just like, okay, we get it.

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