This episode is sponsored by Cards Against Humanity.

They asked us not to read an ad.

All right, everyone. That's our mission.

We have been asked to track down and are on the verge of catching the notorious Orion Gang and their mysterious leader.

They're on one of the three habitable planets in this system, and I am confident that we will be able to catch the Shames gang.

Wow.

So cool.

We're going to be on all the newspapers.

Hell yeah, we are.

We're capturing murderers.

Yeah, murderers and thieves and cattle wrestlers. Currency speculators. Oh, yeah. Currency speculation is the worst. Oh, so bad. I heard one

knowingly polluted a water supply to gain profit. Are you kidding me? Disgusting. Did you know guys that they're heavily invested in Bitlatanum?

Whoa.

Oh, that's just the worst.

Which is not technically illegal, but like, stupid.

But we know it's skeevy.

It's skeeby.

Yeah, gross.

And they're copyright infringers.

Uh-huh.

Can't tell you how many boot rigged versions of Save the Last Dance I bought off of them.

How many?

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