“My mum lost me and my brother in Safeways”

Never Have I Ever with Joel Dommett & Hannah Cooper

Global

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.7 • 574 Ratings

🗓️ 2 March 2026

⏱️ 43 minutes

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Summary

Joel is touring again! Very exciting. Producer Joe will be coming to the London Palladium show - what more incentive could you possibly have to cop some tickets? Hannah, however, can’t make it. Getting her hair washed apparently (and potentially having a baby).

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0:00.0	Do you dream of a drive where every traffic light is green?
0:03.5	Or perfectly parking into the last base at first attempt?
0:06.7	Well, here's to driving the dream.
0:09.5	For a limited time, get an extra £1,000 off selected Honda models,
0:13.7	and that's on top of our current offers.
0:15.8	Visit your Honda retailer and order between February 13th and 9th of March.
0:20.0	Honda, the power of dreams.
0:22.3	Selected Honda models registered by 31st March 2026.
0:25.4	Retail customers only, tis and see supply.
0:27.3	Visit honda.co.uk or your local Honda retailer.
0:30.0	A safe trip begins with TRIP.
0:32.8	Take a road trip with your family.
0:34.8	Get there safely.
0:36.5	Do your trip checks
0:37.5	T drop up on island fuel
0:40.5	R rest every two hours to
0:43.2	I inspect your pressure and tread
0:45.8	Trip for the weather ahead
0:48.4	A safe trip begins with TRIP
0:51.4	A safe trip begins with
0:55.4	Think
0:55.8	Do the four trip checks before every long journey
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